Christmas comes to Tamriel!

[Psycho_Bunny]

In the spirit of the holidays, we are having a Christmas Song contest!

It works two ways, if you happen to be more creative then you can create your own carol (or) you can take a standard Christmas song we all know and hate hearing 600x through Dec lol...and make it fit ESO.

Submission of your carols will run 12/18 through 12/25 Eastern. Voting will be posted on 12/26 and closed 12/31 Eastern to crown the winners on New Years Day! Reply to this thread with all submissions!

First Place Prize: choice of Daedric motif (or) Ancient Elf  motif and 10k Gold

Second Place Prize: Primal Motif and 5K Gold

Third Place Prize: Consummate Sweetroll (or) Consummate Honey Brittle Recipe and 2.5k Gold 

You may enter more than once but can only win one prize, if more than one submission is voted up, it will fall to next voted up to win.


*This contest is for fun purposes only and is not intended to offend anyone in any way/shape/form, simply to offer a contest that any member regardless of level/skill/build has an equal opportunity to take part in and/or win.

**I (PB) will not be taking part in this contest myself, but all other members are eligible to play

***Any suggestions for future contests/ fun ideas are welcomed and appreciated!

[Psycho_Bunny]

My attempt #1(may edit later) and this is not eligible for voting, but still...

Hark the herald Argonians sing
"Glory to our Hist Tree!
Peace on Nirn and slavery over
Reptile and nature reconciled"
Joyful, all ye factions rise
Join the feast of fishy pies!
With the scaley host proclaim:
"The Hist watches us all "
Hark! The herald Argonians sing
"Glory to our Hist Tree!"

[crawtater]

Santy Claws is having a tough time, ya' hear?

The wood elves been makin' all the toys this year

 

A guild store sent Santy, new pants in the mail

Cause miss Claws forgot to put a hole for his tail

 

Things really ain't goin' quiet so well,

cause they're ain't no kids in Tamriel

 

No they're ain't no kids in Tam-riel

 

The high elves don't like him, cause Santy's khajit

The other races left him, nothing to eat

 

Santy just wants, to relax and chill

cause Santy got ganked while in Cyrodiil

 

Things really ain't goin' quiet so well,

cause they're ain't no kids in Tamriel

 

No they're ain't no kids in Tam-riel

[darkking 2]

have a very merry christmas and a happy new year drink ale n fighting reindeer all the day thro while drinking

ale all night thro so why don't you join us to for very merry christmas all night thro where the kings n queens

let loose showing their christmas soul like a elf on hot coal just jingling all the way through so have a very

merry christmas from Nord point of view (pop style singing)

 

 

------merry christmas-------

from darkking2

[crawtater]

You know Akatosh, Arkay, Dibella, and Julianos

Kynareth, Mara, Stendarr, and Zenithar

but you can't recall, because he does not ex-ist at all

Tiber Septim the-E ninth divine

won't exist for quite a while

so if you worship the nine divines

you would not be yet in style

all of the folks in Tamriel

wish you a merry Christmas day

they would never let rude people

leave just worms in flowers, no way

then just one day Christmas eve

If you log on to play

you can give your all to a fight

and nobody steals the bugloss you're by

then all of Nirn feels lovely

as we eat sweet rolls with tea

I wish you all a merry Christmas

won't you celebrate with me

[leughroth]

oh the weather up north is frightful

but in the fen its so delightful

and so the argonians sing

let it rain, let it rain, let it rain

when there are no signs of sunlight

they have sap for drinking

with nary a care they sing

let it rain, let it rain, let it rain

when the nords all hear them sing

they hate how warm they are

then they order another mead

and forget how cold they are

the day is slowly fading

and all are still drinking

and as long as all do so

let it fall, let it fall, let it fall

 

[Hellkiteacus]

Dashing thru the mobs

Looking for more to slay

Over the cliff I go

Screaming all the way

Fire balls flying out

Makeing things ignite

I have to get inside that place

And light shit up tonight! OHHHHH!!!

Dungon Delves, Dungon delves, the Dwemer went away.

They left thier toys for girls and boys

To break apart and slay

Dungon delves, Dungon delves, spiders are in my way.

I need some friends to help me mend

and collect more loot today HEY!

[Psycho_Bunny]

Closed.